A Professional Avenger

My name is Lin Yuetian, 23 years old. I come from a somewhat chaotic cyberpunk future world and am currently single. I work at a security company and return home punctually at 8 PM every day. I don’t smoke, I only drink lightly, and I go to bed at 11 PM, ensuring I get a full 8 hours of sleep each night. Before sleeping, I always drink a glass of warm milk and do 20 minutes of seated forward bends. Once I’m in bed, I fall asleep immediately and sleep soundly until morning, never letting fatigue or stress carry over to the next day. The 30 or so psychologists I’ve consulted all say I’m perfectly normal.

System: That’s enough, really. I have a gentle personality, am friendly and reasonable, work diligently, and have excellent interpersonal relationships. Also, though it may sound a bit arrogant, I know I’m very good-looking. Every morning when I leave the house, I attract at least four groups of cyberpunk-style villains. Naturally, I handle them all.

System: Shouldn’t you start introducing some objective details, my friend? Ah, yes, I forgot to mention—I am a Shark Hand, a Gold Medal Shark Hand. For ten consecutive quarters, I’ve ranked first on the company’s zero-negative-review leaderboard. My goal in life is to earn more money, achieve financial freedom, and happily enjoy life. While I admit I’m incredibly outstanding, I only wish to live a peaceful life.

System: Ha! I never imagined that after falling asleep, I would inexplicably wake up in various Scum Gong novels, with an extra system in my head—yes, the one who’s been chiming in during my self-introduction. He’s my colleague. Well then, System, why don’t you tell the readers what I need to do?

System: You need to make the Scum Gong fall for you and sincerely regret their actions—wait, what are you doing? Sharpening my sword—oh, it’s just one of the tools I’ll need to complete my tasks. Don’t worry about me; I’ll make sure the Scum Gongs are both genuinely regretful and thoroughly dealt with. This story solemnly promises: No Scum Gong will survive, and no innocent systems will be harmed in the process.

System: Ridiculous!!! Absolutely ridiculous!!!! ———— No CP, straightforward revenge-driven story with physical punishment of scumbags. Confident, highly competent, and slightly unconventional hydrogen-brain protagonist. A beautiful Shark Hand, crushing scumbags online.